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My Father-in-Law Dropped a Hair into a Lobster Dish to Get It for Free — But Karma Served Him a Lesson He Never Expected

My father-in-law, Jim, always thought he was clever enough to scam free stuff, but his tricks blew up in his face at a fancy restaurant. What started as a simple dinner turned into a public showdown when karma caught him off guard, teaching him a lesson he’ll never forget.

Jim’s the type who never misses a chance to con someone for a freebie. I’ve seen him do it countless times, but I never imagined he’d get humiliated so spectacularly, scrambling to save face in front of a crowd.

I’ve known Jim for nine years, since I started dating my husband, Nick. We first met at a restaurant, and that’s when I saw Jim pull his first stunt. The server brought our food—pasta for me, a sandwich for Nick, and sesame chicken with rice for Jim.

“This chicken’s delicious!” Jim said, chowing down.

“Yeah, this sandwich is great,” Nick added.

I thought Jim was just enjoying his meal. But no, he had a plan, and what he did next shocked me.

“Watch me get another plate for free!” he said with a sly grin, calling over the waiter.

“Is something wrong, sir?” the waiter asked, all polite.

“This chicken’s awful!” Jim snapped, shaking his head. “No taste, barely cooked. You call this food?”

“I’m so sorry, sir,” the waiter said, flustered. “I’ll bring a new one right away.”

“Better make it quick!” Jim barked. “I’m not wasting my day here!”

The waiter, looking like he’d messed up, took the half-eaten plate and promised to be back fast.

Once he left, Jim flashed us a smug smile, like he’d pulled off a heist.

I wanted to ask why he lied for a free meal. He wasn’t broke or starving—it was just cheap. But I was just Nick’s girlfriend then, so I stayed quiet.

Later, I asked Nick about it. “Why does your dad do that?”

“He’s always been like this,” Nick sighed. “Thinks it’s funny. We’ve told him it’s wrong a million times, but he doesn’t care.”

“But that waiter looked so hurt,” I said. “He thought your dad hated the food. It’s not right.”

Nick told me to let it go, and since our relationship was new, I didn’t push. Looking back, I wish I’d spoken up to stop Jim’s nonsense.

The next year, Nick and I got married, and I saw how sneaky Jim really was. He didn’t just scam restaurants—he’d con hotels, stores, anywhere for free stuff. It was mortifying.

Early in our marriage, I tried talking to Nick about his dad’s behavior, but it led to a huge fight. Nick said he couldn’t control Jim, and I said he should at least try. It went nowhere, so I stopped trying. But karma was about to step in.

Last weekend, Jim called Nick. “There’s a new restaurant near my office,” he said. “Fancy place, pricey food. Wanna join me and Sarah to check it out?”

“Sure, Dad,” Nick said. “We’ll come.”

Two days later, we were at this upscale spot—tiny plates, crazy prices, and you needed a reservation just to get in.

“This place is fancy,” I said, scanning the menu. “But these prices are insane.”

“Yeah, way too much,” Nick agreed. “I’ll stick with pasta.”

“Me too,” I said. “Creamy pasta for me. You, Jim?”

Jim’s eyes locked on the priciest dish. “I’ll have the lobster,” he grinned.

“Lobster? Really, Dad?” Nick asked. “You’ve never ordered that.”

“Gotta try new things, right?” Jim said, winking.

We ordered, but I could tell Jim was plotting something.

Our food arrived, and we started eating. Halfway through, I saw Jim glance at his lobster, then—believe it or not—he yanked a hair from my head and dropped it on his plate. I was too stunned to speak.

Then he waved the waiter over, acting furious. “There’s a hair in my food!” he shouted, shoving his chair back like the hair was poison. “This is disgusting! I’m not paying for this!”

I was horrified. Nick looked like he wanted to disappear.

“I’m so sorry, sir,” the waiter stammered. “I’ll get the manager.”

That’s when karma swooped in like a spotlight on a stage.

The manager came over, all apologies at first. “We’re sorry for the issue, sir,” he started, but then another waiter whispered in his ear. His face turned stone-cold.

“Sir, you need to leave,” he said, voice sharp.

“What?” Jim roared, standing up, his voice echoing. “A hair in my food, and you’re kicking me out? This is how you treat customers?”

“Sir,” the manager said, calm but cutting, “we know you put the hair in the dish yourself.”

Jim’s jaw dropped, his face turning beet-red as the truth hit him like a slap. He stammered, trying to save himself. “How dare you accuse me!” he yelled, his voice cracking, sweat beading on his forehead. “I’ll shut this place down!”

The restaurant went quiet, every eye on Jim. Diners at nearby tables leaned in, whispering, some stifling laughs. A couple pulled out their phones, recording the drama like it was a reality show.

“Sir,” the manager continued, “one of our staff saw you do it. And you’ve been recognized from another restaurant for the same trick. We don’t tolerate scams here. Leave now, or we’re calling the police.”

The whispers turned into chuckles. A woman at the next table snorted into her wine glass. Nick and I sank in our seats, wishing the floor would swallow us.

Jim was frozen, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. He knew he was caught. With every head turned his way, he grabbed his coat, hands shaking, and tried to act tough, but his face was a mix of shame and panic.

“And one more thing,” the manager called as Jim headed for the door. “Your photo’s going to every high-end restaurant in town. You’re banned from all of them.”

The crowd erupted—some laughed outright, others clapped like it was a performance. A guy shouted, “Nice try, buddy!” Jim’s ears burned red as he stumbled out, the door slamming behind him. His freebie days were done.

Nick and I sat there, stunned. Once the shock faded, I couldn’t help but laugh. “I never thought I’d see Jim get called out like that!” I said, still giggling. “Karma didn’t hold back.”

Nick shook his head, grinning. “Maybe he’ll learn you can’t cheat your way through everything.”

That night, I saw how karma works. Sometimes, it waits for the perfect moment—like when you’re about to dig into a fancy lobster—to put you in your place.

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