A man was sitting on his front steps, staring at the ground with a gloomy look.
His neighbour walked over and tried to cheer him up, but the man barely responded.
Finally, the neighbour asked, “What’s wrong?”
The man sighed. “I got trapped by one of those questions women ask. Now I’m in the doghouse.”
“What kind of question?” the neighbour asked.
“She asked me if I’d still love her when she was old, fat, and ugly.”
“That’s simple!” the neighbour said. “All you had to do was say, ‘Of course I will.’”
“Yeah,” the man groaned, “that’s what I meant to say. But what I actually said was… ‘Of course I DO.’”
Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands.
Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands.
The first woman sighs and says, “Last night, my husband told me he was going to his office. But when I called, they said he wasn’t there!”
The second woman shakes her head and adds, “Same here! My husband said he was heading to his brother’s house, but when I called, he wasn’t there either.”
The third woman smiles confidently and says, “I always know exactly where my husband is.”
The other two women look at her in disbelief and exclaim, “That’s impossible! He must have you completely fooled!”
The third woman chuckles and replies, “Oh, not at all. I’m a widow.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
