Once, a drunk husband arrived home late and rang the bell.
Wife: Where have you been till this late? I am not going to open the door.
Sleep outside on the road tonight.
There was a well beside their house.
Husband: I’ll jump in, well, if you don’t open the door.
Wife: Do whatever you have to do, I won’t open the door tonight.
Husband picks a big stone and throws it into the well,
wife opens the door and runs towards the well.
The husband entered the house and locked it from inside.
Wife: Open the door, otherwise I’ll shout, and people will gather here.
Husband: Let them gather, I’ll ask you in front of them where you are coming this late, and that too in nightwear.
Husband sent a text to his wife
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi Honey! I will be late, please try to wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
After a while, he sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month, I’m getting you a new car.”
She texts back, “OMG, really?”
Husband replied, “No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”
LOL!!
An angry wife followed her husband to the bar.
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered.
“I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband.
“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
LOL!!
