A 72-year-old man had one true love—fishing.
One day, while sitting in his boat, he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”
He looked around, confused, but saw no one.
Then he heard it again, “Pick me up!”
He glanced down into the water and spotted a frog floating on the surface.
He asked, “Are you talking to me?”
The frog replied, “Yep! I’m talking to you. Pick me up, kiss me, and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen. I’ll make all your friends jealous because I’ll be your bride!”
The man stared at the frog for a moment, reached over, gently picked it up, and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog, a bit annoyed, said, “What are you doing? Didn’t you hear me? I said, kiss me, and I’ll be your beautiful bride!”
The man opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said, “Eh, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”
LOL!!
A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar.
A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar when an exceptionally gorgeous and s-e.xy young woman enters.
She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could apologize for being rude, the young woman said, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”
Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.
He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
