Three Little Pigs went out for dinner one evening.
When the waiter came by to take their drink orders, the first pig said, “I’ll have a Sprite.”
“I’ll take a Coke,” said the second pig.
The third pig smiled and said, “Just water. Lots and lots of water.”
The waiter brought their drinks and returned a few minutes later for their meal orders.
“I’ll have the biggest steak on the menu,” said the first pig.
“A garden salad for me,” said the second.
The third pig replied, “Water. Lots and lots of water.”
After they finished eating, the waiter stopped by one last time.
“Would anyone like dessert?”
“I’ll have a banana split,” said the first pig.
“A root beer float,” said the second.
The third pig grinned and said, “Water! Lots and lots of water!”
By now, the waiter couldn’t contain his curiosity.
“Sir,” he asked, “all night you’ve ordered nothing but water. Why?”
The third little pig leaned back, smiled, and said, “Well, somebody has to go ‘wee, wee, wee’ all the way home!”
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There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day, someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”
“Because I’m from the Animals Protection Association and I think you shouldn’t feed them the way you should, they shouldn’t eat waste.”
Then he fined the farmer.
A few days later, another person arrived and asked the same question.
The farmer replied, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak… why?
“Because I’m from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when people are dying with nothing to eat.”
And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a thoughtful few minutes: “Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.”
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