A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich following closely behind him.
The waitress, intrigued but professional, approaches and asks for their orders.
The man confidently says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries, and a Coke,” then turns to the ostrich. “What about you?”
“I’ll have the same,” replies the ostrich.
A short while later, the waitress returns with their food and says, “That’ll be $9.40.”
The man reaches into his pocket and, without hesitation, pulls out the exact amount of cash.
The next day, the man and the ostrich return. The routine repeats: “A hamburger, fries, and a Coke,” says the man.
“I’ll have the same,” echoes the ostrich.
Once again, the man reaches into his pocket and produces the exact change.
This continues for several days, until one Friday night, they walk in as usual.
“The usual?” the waitress asks.
“Not tonight,” says the man. “It’s Friday, so I’ll have a steak, baked potato, and a salad.”
“Same,” the ostrich chimes in.
The waitress delivers their meals and announces, “That’ll be $32.62.”
As always, the man reaches into his pocket and hands over the exact amount.
At this point, the waitress can’t contain her curiosity. “Excuse me, sir,” she says, “but how do you always have the exact change for anything you buy?”
The man smiles and leans in. “Years ago, I was cleaning out my attic when I found an old lamp. I gave it a rub, and out popped a genie. He granted me two wishes. For my first wish, I asked that any time I needed to pay for something, I could reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount of money.”
“That’s genius!” the waitress exclaims. “You’ll never run out of money, no matter what!”
The man nods. “Exactly. Whether it’s a loaf of bread or a private jet, I always have the right amount.”
The waitress, now even more curious, gestures to the ostrich. “And what about her?”
The man sighs and pauses before replying, “Well, my second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”
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A man orders tomato soup at a restaurant.
A man orders tomato soup at a restaurant.
As soon as the waiter brought the soup, he started yelling at the waiter, asking him to taste the tomato soup.
The waiter says, “Sorry, sir, we are not allowed to do this. I will bring you another one.”
He still kept yelling at him and asked him to taste the soup.
The waiter was nervous now, so he said to the man, “I’ll call the manager.”
As soon as the manager arrives, he starts yelling at him and asks him to taste the soup.
The manager apologizes and immediately says it’s not in their policy, and he asks the waiter to bring another one.
But the man wouldn’t stop asking the manager to taste the soup.
Finally, the manager gives up and says, “Okay. I’ll taste the soup. Please give me the spoon.”
The man says, “Exactly.”
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