A policeman spots an old man driving a rusty pickup truck

A policeman spots an old man driving a rusty pickup truck, its bed overflowing with ducks quacking noisily as they jostle for space.

The officer pulls him over and approaches the driver’s window.

“Sir,” the policeman says sternly, “it’s against the rules to have this many ducks downtown. You need to take them to the zoo right away!”

The old man tips his hat and nods sincerely. “You got it, officer. Headed there now,” he says, then drives off.

The next afternoon, while patrolling the same area, the policeman nearly does a double-take. The same old man is cruising by in the same truck, still packed with ducks—but this time, every single duck is wearing a tiny Hawaiian shirt and a pair of sunglasses.

The officer turns on his siren and pulls the man over again. “Sir!” he exclaims. “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”

The old man smiles and waves a hand. “Oh, I did, officer. We had such a good time that now we’re headed to the beach!”

The policeman sighs as the old man drives away, the ducks quacking happily in their vacation attire.

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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A duck waddles into a small convenience store.

One afternoon, a duck waddles into a small convenience store, strolls up to the counter, and politely asks the clerk, “Excuse me, do you have any grapes?”

The clerk blinks. “Uh… no. We don’t sell grapes.”

The duck nods, turns around, and waddles out.

The next day, at the same time, the duck comes back. He walks straight to the counter and asks, “Do you have any grapes?”

Now the clerk is annoyed. “No. We still don’t have grapes.”

The duck shrugs and leaves.

On the third day, the duck returns once again. Same calm walk. Same question.

“Do you have any grapes?”

The clerk snaps. “That’s it! You’ve come in here three days in a row asking for grapes, and every time I tell you the same thing! We’re a convenience store, not a fruit stand! If you come back here one more time asking for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!”

The duck slowly nods, turns around, and waddles out.

The next day, the duck walks back in like nothing ever happened. He approaches the counter and asks, “Do you have any nails?”

The clerk frowns. “No… we don’t sell nails.”

The duck smiles. “Perfect. Got any grapes?”

LOL!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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